He's The Only Man I Know Of

This Guy Makes Coffee Nervous.

They're Living Proof That The 3 Stooges Had Children.

I Once Asked Him What Came At The End Of The Sentence... And He Said "parole".

It's Very Hard To Get Out Of This Hold, That's Why You Either Have To Scoot Backwards, Move Forwards, Or Try To Get Up.

Hawaii's The 50th State? I Thought It Was A Suburb Of Guam.