He's So Fat, He Can Be His

Air Canada. That's A Good Name For A Canadian Airline.

The Hollywood Tradition I Like Best Is Called Sucking Up To The Stars.

I Owe One Thing To My Public - The Best Performance I Can Give.

The Price Of Christmas Toys Is Outrageous - A Hundred Dollars, Two Hundred Dollars For Video Games For The Youngsters. I Remember A Christmas Years Ago When My Son Was A Kid. I Bought Him A Tank. It Was About A Hundred Dollars, A Lot Of Money In Those Days. It Was The Kind Of Tank You Could Actually Get Inside And Ride In. He Played In The Box It Came In. It Taught Me A Very Valuable Lesson. Next Year He Got A Box. And I Got A Hundred Dollars' Worth Of Scotch.

The Closest Thing To Roseanne Barr's Singing The National Anthem Was My Cat Being Neutered.