He's (jose Canseco) Built Like A Greek

If I Ever Find A Pitcher Who Has Heat, A Good Curve, And A Slider, I Might Seriously Consider Marrying Him, Or At Least Proposing.

I Cannot Get Rid Of The Hurt From Losing, But After The Last Out Of Every Loss, I Must Accept That There Will Be A Tomorrow. In Fact, It's More Than There'll Be A Tomorrow, It's That I Want There To Be A Tomorrow. That's The Big Difference, I Want Tomorrow To Come.

Problem With (john) Wockenfuss Getting On Base Is That It Takes Three Doubles To Score Him.

You're Gonna Lose Some Ball Games And You're Gonna Win Some Ball Games And That's About It.

I Don't Know Why The Players Make Such A Big Fuss About Sitting In The First Class Section Of The Plane. Does That Mean They'll Get There Faster?