Admiral. That Part Of A Warship Which

Orthography, N. The Science Of Spelling By The Eye Instead Of The Ear.

Trial. A Formal Inquiry Designed To Prove And Put Upon Record The Blameless Characters Of Judges, Advocates And Jurors.

Bacchus, N.: A Convenient Deity Invented By The Ancients As An Excuse For Getting Drunk.

You Are Not Permitted To Kill A Woman Who Has Wronged You, But Nothing Forbids You To Reflect That She Is Growing Older Every Minute.

Corporation: An Ingenious Device For Obtaining Profit Without Individual Responsibility.