Here's To The Confusion Of Our Enemies!

I Said To Mr. Pavarotti Once ... A Marvelous Man And A Great Artist ... I Said To Him ... "maestro, I'm Having Trouble Closing Out A Note So That It's Almost As Thin As A Butter Knife ... Finish It Out Quietly Like That." I Said, "i Have Trouble Doing That. What Do You Think I Should Do?" He Said, "justa Close Up Your Mouth." That's All He Said, And I Fell On The Floor. I Thought He Was Gonna Give Me A Dissertation.

Never Yawn In Front Of A Lady.

I Think My Greatest Ambition In Life Is To Pass On To Others What I Know.

I Love All Those Girls The Same As They Love Me. I Get Thousands Of Letters A Week From Girls Who Love Me.... Every Time I Sing A Song, I Make Love To Them. I'm A Boudoir Singer.

Bad Reviews I've Gotten Never Diminished The Number Of People In My Audience; Good Reviews Have Never Added To The Number Of People In My Audience; Be Your Own Critic.