Don't Respond To Negativity With More Negativity.

You May Be A Puzzle, But I Like The Way The Parts Fit.

The Best Revenge Is The Massive Success.

For My Money Tony Bennett Is The Best Singer In The Business.

Critics Don't Bother Me Because If I Do Badly, I Know I'm Bad Before They Even Write It. And If I'm Good, I Know I'm Good. I Know Best About Myself, So A Critic Doesn't Anger Me.

[answering The Phone] Hello, This Is A Recording, You've Dialed The Right Number, Now Hang Up And Don't Do It Again.