I'm Fine With The Life I Have.

I Love Traffic. It's Fantastic. New York Traffic Is So Relaxing.

My Friends Tell Me That I've Calmed Down, That I Seem More Centered. I Don't Know, I Think My Inner Self Was More Hollow Before, Which Made Me More Scattered, And More Needy To Get Laughs.

I Like Women Who Are Okay With Who They Are.

With The Roxbury Guys (on 'saturday Night Live'), I Think The Breaking Point Was When Stallone Came On And Wanted To Do The Sketch Just Because. And We're, Like, 'well, Now We've Got To Create A Story, So, What, Are We Bopping Our Heads With Rocky? What Are We Doing?'

It's Fun For Someone To Poke Fun At Himself.