Her Majesty Said She Hoped I Would

Pardew Has Come Out And Criticized Me. He Is The Worst At Haranguing Referees. He Shoves Them And Makes A Joke Of It. How He Can Criticize Me Is Unbelievable. He Forgets The Help I Gave Him, By The Way. The Press Have Had A Field Day. The Only Person They Have Not Spoken To Is Barack Obama Because He Is Busy. It Is Unfortunate But I Am The Manager Of The Most Famous Club In The World. Not Newcastle, A Wee Club In The North-east. I Was Demonstrative. I Am Always Demonstrative. Everyone Knows That. I Am An Emotional Guy But I Was Not Abusive.

He Was Taking 30 Seconds To Book A Player. He Was Needing A Rest. It Was Ridiculous.

I Bet Him He Wouldn't Get 15 League Goals And I'm Going To Have To Change My Bet With Him. If He Gets To 15 I Can Change It And I Am Allowed To Do That Because I'm The Manager. I'm Going To Make It 150 Now!

They Say It Was Cesc Fabregas Who Threw The Pizza At Me But, To This Day, I Have No Idea Who The Culprit Was.

I Do Believe In Fate.