To Not Apologize For The Behavior Of

They Say It Was Cesc Fabregas Who Threw The Pizza At Me But, To This Day, I Have No Idea Who The Culprit Was.

They Say He's An Intelligent Man, Right? Speaks Five Languages! I've Got A 15-year-old Boy From The Ivory Coast Who Speaks Five Languages!

I Have Nothing But Praise For The Boy. He Is Easily The Best Player In The World. His Contribution As A Goal Threat Is Unbelievable. His Stats Are Incredible. Strikes At Goal, Attempts On Goal, Raids Into The Penalty Box, Headers. It Is All There. Absolutely Astounding.

In Any Normal Season, Most Of The Teams Below Chelsea Would Think They Are Doing Quite Well.

Pardew Has Come Out And Criticized Me. He Is The Worst At Haranguing Referees. He Shoves Them And Makes A Joke Of It. How He Can Criticize Me Is Unbelievable. He Forgets The Help I Gave Him, By The Way. The Press Have Had A Field Day. The Only Person They Have Not Spoken To Is Barack Obama Because He Is Busy. It Is Unfortunate But I Am The Manager Of The Most Famous Club In The World. Not Newcastle, A Wee Club In The North-east. I Was Demonstrative. I Am Always Demonstrative. Everyone Knows That. I Am An Emotional Guy But I Was Not Abusive.