Her Heart Was A Secret Garden And

I Love You, I Know This Must Come As Something Of A Surprise, Since All I’ve Ever Done Is Scorn You And Degrade You And Taunt You, But I Have Loved You For Several Hours Now, And Every Second, More. I Thought An Hour Ago That I Loved You More Than Any Woman Has Ever Loved A Man, But A Half Hour After That I Knew That What I Felt Before Was Nothing Compared To What I Felt Then. But Ten Minutes After That, I Understood That My Previous Love Was A Puddle Compared To The High Seas Before A Storm.

The Boys. The Village Boys. The Beef-witted Featherbrained Rattleskulled Clodpated Dimdomed Noodle-noggined Sapheaded Lunk-knobbed Boys. How Could Anybody Accuse Her Of Stealing Them? Why Would Anybody Want Them Anyway?

The Easiest Thing To Do On Earth Is Not Write…but This Is Life On Earth, You Can't Have Everything.

Dummy, Dummy, Go Out Now And Fill Your Tummy.

I've Been In The Revenge Buisness For So Long, Now That It's Over I Don't Know What To Do With The Rest Of My Life.