Hell Hath No Fury Like A Liberal

What Happens To Black Folks Today, Happens To White Folks Tomorrow.

I Wouldn't Mind Paying Taxes... If I Knew They Were Going To A Friendly Country

I Would Have Painted The White House Black. I Would Have!

When I Lost My Rifle, The Army Charged Me 85 Dollars. That Is Why In The Navy The Captain Goes Down With The Ship.

Eating Liver Out Of A Cow's Body Is Like Eating The Filter Out Of A Car.