Hell Hath No Fury Like A Liberal

That's Easy, To Stand In A Nightclub, Where Most Of The People That Come In, They Came To See You.

Once I Realised The Value Of Making People Laugh, I Got Very Good At It. Fast.

Now Here's What I'm Saying: I've Always Believed That Every Other Month We Hear About Compromisation Of Bank Records, I Think That's The Cia And The Fbi. Now Let Me Tell You Why I'm Saying This. I Don't Believe No Insignificant Pip-squeak Is Going To Be Able To Pull This Off Month After Month And We Can't Find Out What's Going On.

America Is 5 Percent Of The World's Population And Consumes 96 Percent Of The World's Hard Drugs.

You Hear Entertainers All The Time, Saying, 'if I Couldn't Get Paid For This, I'd Do It For Free.' When's The Last Time You Ever Heard A Business Person Say, 'if I Couldn't Get Paid For Being Chairman Of British Petroleum, I'd Do It For Free'?