Hell Hath No Fury Like A Liberal

The Only Good Thing About The Good Old Days Is They're Gone.

I Go To Chinese Christian Community. Jesus Looks Chinese. I Go To Japanese Christian Community. Jesus Looks Japanese. I Go To Brazilian Christian Community. Jesus Looks Brazilian. How Come In America Jesus Looks White?

I Am One Of The Funniest People On The Planet.

And We Love To Dance, Especially That New One Called The Civil War Twist. The Northern Part Of You Stands Still While The Southern Part Tries To Secede.

I Never Learned Hate At Home, Or Shame. I Had To Go To School For That.