Part Of Being Married Is Knowing When

I Used To Follow Trends And Try To Do Exactly What I Saw In The Magazines, But I'm Not A Victoria's Secret Model Who Can Wear Anything.

I'm Proud Of Myself. I Could Break And Go Get All This Plastic Surgery And Get My Nose Fixed And Get Lipo Or Do Whatever, But I Haven't Chosen To Do That Because I Know I'm A Great Person. I'm Pretty Damn Hot, If You Ask Me.

I'm The Ugly Sister. I'm The Fat One. I'm The Transvestite. I Have Had Those Mean Things Said About Me At Least Twice A Day For The Last Five Years. It's Horrible, You Know? But I Can Brush That Stuff Off.

You Can't Expect Everyone To Love You. I'm Not Someone Who Just Wants To Throw Out Hate, Just Because.

Leopard Print Has Been My Thing Forever! When I Was A Teenager My Entire Room Was Done In Leopard Print - It's Timeless, Chic, And Always In Style. When In Doubt... Leopard!