He Wished He Could Relieve Himself Of

I'm Honest. It's The World That's Awful.

You Lie. Worse, You Lie Poorly.

I Grew Up With Four T.v. Channels. If You Missed A Show, You Missed It. You Gotta Wait A Week For The Next One. I'd Mail-order Books: Take A Quarter, Get An Envelope, Send Off For It And Wait Until It Arrived. I Grew Up Waiting For Things.

It's A Fool Boy Who Mocks A Giant, And A Mad World When A Cripple Has To Defend Him.

The Best Calumnies Are Spiced With Truth.