He Who Truly Believes He Has A

I Wish I Could Have A Little Tape-and-loudspeaker Arrangement Sewn Into The Binding Of This Magazine, To Be Triggered Off By The Light Reflected From The Reader's Eyes On To This Part Of The Page, And Set To Bawl Out At Several Bels: More Will Mean Worse.

He Who Truly Believes He Has A Hangover Has No Hangover.

A German Wine Label Is One Of The Things Life's Too Short For.

A Bad Review May Spoil Your Breakfast, But You Shouldn't Allow It To Spoil Your Lunch.

If You Are Using An Adverb, You Have Got The Verb Wrong.