He Who Have The Fastest Cart Never

Well, Baseball Was My Whole Life. Nothing's Ever Been As Fun As Baseball.

The Best Team I Ever Saw, And I Really Mean This, Was The '61 Yankees.

If I Were Playing Today I'd Do What Joe Dimaggio Said. I'd Go Knock On The Door At Yankee Stadium And When George Steinbrenner Answered I'd Say, 'howdy, Pardner.'

Somebody Once Asked Me If I Ever Went Up To The Plate Trying To Hit A Home Run. I Said, 'sure, Every Time.'

You Might As Well Go In And Start Getting Dressed. I'm Going To Hit His First Pitch For A Home Run.