If I Send The Ball Home, I

Stay Away From Drugs And Alcohol. Listen To Your Moms And Dads. In This Great Country Of Ours You Do Whatever You Set Your Mind To. Make Us Proud Of You.

Every Time I See His Name (dean Chance) On A Lineup Card, I Feel Like Throwing Up.

He Who Has The Fastest Golf Cart Never Has A Bad Lie.

I Can't Play Any More. I Can't Hit The Ball When I Need To. I Can't Steal Second When I Need To. I Can't Go From First To Third When I Need To. I Can't Score From Second When I Need To. I Have To Quit.

In 1960 When Pittsburgh Beat Us In The World Series, We Outscored Them 55-27. It Was The Only Time I Think The Better Team Lost. I Was So Disappointed I Cried On The Plane Ride Home.