He Who Has The Fastest Golf Cart

My Biggest Regret Was Letting My Lifetime Average Drop Below .300. I Always Felt I Was A .300 Hitter, And If I Could Change One Thing That Would Be It.

A Body Came Flying Out And Landed At My Feet. At First I Thought It Was Billy So I Picked Him Up. But When I Saw It Wasn't I Dropped Him Back Down.

We Know You Can Bunt, Mick. You're Not Down Here To Bunt. You're Here To Get Some Hits And Get Your Swing Back.

He Foresaw The Platooning That Managers Like Casey Stengel Used Years Before It Happened. He Told Me I Had To Be A Switch-hitter If I Was Going To Play.

Billy Copied Casey To A 't.'