Whatever You Do, You're Going To Be

You Become Successful, The Way I See It, Only If You're Good Enough To Deliver What The Public Enjoys. If You're Not, You Won't Have Any Audience; So The Performer Really Has More To Do With His Success Than The Public Does.

I Feel The One Sensible Thing You Can Do Is Try To Live In A Way That Pleases You. If You Don't Hurt Anybody Else, What You Do Is Your Own Business.

It Was So Hot Today I Saw A Robin Dipping His Worm In Nestea.it Was So Hot Today I Saw A Pigeon Walking In The Shadow Of Orson Welles.it Was So Hot Today That Burger King Was Singing, "if You Want It Your Way, Cook It Yourself.

I Hear That Whenever Someone In The White House Tells A Lie, Nixon Gets A Royalty.

Pittsburgh Is Kind Of Like Newark Without The Cultural Advantages.