Whatever You Do, You're Going To Be

Believe Me, You Don't Walk Away From The Kind Of Money You Make With A Daily Television Show. You Might Get Awful Tired Of It Sometimes, But Take A Second Look At The Check And You Get Less Tired Right Away.

Find Me Any Performer Anywhere Who Isn't Egocentric. You'd Better Believe You're Good, Or You've Got No Business Being Out There.

Having Money Gives Me The Freedom To Worry About The Things That Really Matter.

Happiness Is A Tiger In Your Tank And A Pussycat In Your Back Seat.

An Oxymoron? What's That? A Moron Who Studies At Oxford?