Whatever You Do, You're Going To Be

If God Didn't Want Man To Hunt, He Wouldn't Have Given Us Plaid Shirts.

I Don't Think It's You That Changes With Success - It's The People Around You Who Change. Because Of Your New Status, They Change In Relation To You.

I'm An Entertainer, Not A Commentator. If You're A Comedian Your Job Is To Make People Laugh.

I'm An Entertainer; I Try To Give The Public What It Wants While I'm On The Screen, And I'm Completely Sincere About It. If I Don't Happen To Be A Laughing Boy Off The Screen, That Doesn't Make Me A Hypocrite Or A Phony.

The Only Thing Money Gives You Is The Freedom Of Not Worrying About Money.