He Was So Depressed, He Tried To

The Audience Goes To Sleep Really Quickly! If You Have A Slight Pause At The Wrong Time, That's It!

I Was Raised In The Jewish Tradition, Taught Never To Marry A Gentile Woman, Shave On A Saturday Night And, Most Especially, Never To Shave A Gentile Woman On A Saturday Night.

Honey, There's A Spider In Your Bathroom The Size Of A Buick.

. . . They Confuse Everything I Do With My Life.

Life Is Full Of Misery, Loneliness, And Suffering - And It's All Over Much Too Soon.