He Was Never Without Misery, And Never

"what Would They Do To Me," He Asked In Confidential Tones, "if I Refused To Fly Them?" "we'd Probably Shoot You," Ex-p.f.c. Wintergreen Replied. "we?" Yossarian Cried In Surprise. "what Do You Mean, We? Since When Are You On Their Side?" "if You're Going To Be Shot, Whose Side Do You Expect Me To Be On?" Ex-p.f.c. Wintergreen Retorted.

If Richard Nixon Was Second-rate, What In The World Is Third-rate?

I Think In Every Country That There Is At Least One Executive Who Is Scared Of Going Crazy.

When I Read Something Saying I've Not Done Anything As Good As 'catch-22' I'm Tempted To Reply, 'who Has?'

I Can't Start Writing Until I Have A Closing Line.