He Was A Self-made Man Who Owed

Clevinger Had A Mind, And Lieutenant Scheisskoph Had Noticed That People With Minds Tended To Get Pretty Smart At Times.

¨ Oh, I´m Not Complaining. I Know There´s A War On. I Know A Lot Of People Are Going To Have To Suffer For Us To Win It. But Why Must I Be One Of Them?¨

I Don't Understand The Process Of Imagination-though I Know That I Am Very Much At Its Mercy.

How Much Reverence Can You Have For A Supreme Being Who Finds It Necessary To Include Such Phenomena As Phlegm And Tooth Decay In His Divine System Of Creation? What In The World Was Running Through That Warped, Evil, Scatological Mind Of His When He Robbed Old People Of The Power To Control Their Bowel Movements?

I Can't Start Writing Until I Have A Closing Line.