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Dan Moldea, The Lead Investigator For Larry Flynt's Ongoing Quest To Uncover Sexual Indiscretions Of Republican Congressional Members, Has Now Admitted He Was Hired By The Law Firm Defending President Clinton.

Other Cars On The Highway Driven By Believers Will Suddenly Be Out Of Control And Stark Pandemonium Will Occur On... Every Highway In The World Where Christians Are Caught Away From The Drivers Wheel.

It Is God's Planet - And He's Taking Care Of It. And I Don't Believe That Anything We Do Will Raise Or Lower The Temperature One Point.

I Do Not Believe We Can Blame Genetics For Adultery, Homosexuality, Dishonesty And Other Character Flaws.

There's Been A Concerted Effort To Steal Christmas.