He Spoke With More Eloquence Than Wisdom.

Neville Chamberlain Looked At Foreign Affairs Through The Wrong End Of A Municipal Drainpipe.

Whenever I Feel The Need To Take Some Exercise I Lie Down Until The Feeling Goes Away.

I Am Strongly In Favour Of Using Poisoned Gas Against Uncivilised Tribes.

Remember Gentleman, It's Not Just France We're Fighting For, It's Champagne!

You Must Look At Facts, Because They Look At You.