He Really Was Beautiful. I Know Boys

The Romans Knew It: Quod Me Alit Me Extinguit, They Said: That Which Nourishes Me, Extinguishes Me.

You Can't Just Make Yourself Matter And Then Die, Alaska, Because Now I Am Irretrievably Different.

Her Primary Reason For Living And My Primary Reason For Living Were Awfully Entangled.

I Really Like Umbrellas. It's Like, I Have A Roof! I Carry It With Me! Umbrellas Always Amuse Me.

I Thought Being An Adult Meant Knowing What You Believe, But That Has Not Been My Experience.