He Probably Couldn’t Turn Off His Sexiness

It's Not Your Fault. You Had No Way Of Knowing I'd Traded My Soul. It's Not Exactly How I Start Out Conversations. Hi, I'm Kyrian. I Have No Soul. What About You? (kyrian)

My Son Has Few Friends And Even Fewer Who Know Him For What He Is. So Long As You Protect Him, You Live. Sumerian Or Not. But If You Prove False In Anything You’ve Said Here Today, I Will Bring A Wrath Down On You So Sever That You Will Spend Eternity Trying To Dig Out Your Own Brains To Alleviate The Pain Of It. (apollymi)

Now There’s A Sight You Don’t See Every Day, Huh? Two Punked-out Goths Throwing A Christmas Party For Sick Children. (doctor)

... He Broke Her Heart And Made Her Crave His Touch Even While She Was Trying To Figure Out Where To Hide His Body.

Didn’t Your Mother Ever Tell You The Only Way To Kill Us Is To Cut Us Into Pieces? You Should Have Brought A Wood Chipper Instead Of A Gun. (wulf)