He Opened A Window In My Heart,

Now All Of Us Can Talk To The Nsa -- Just By Dialing Any Number.

But Down In Florida In The Early Voting, There Were Computer Glitches, Confusing Ballots, Long Lines And Chaos. And When President Bush Heard About This, He Said, 'mission Accomplished!'

Public Service Announcement: In Case Of A Terrorist Attack, Bottled Water And Duct Tape Are Not Going To Do A Damn Thing. So Do What Homeland Security Dir. Tom Ridge Does: Get Really Drunk, And Pick Up A Hooker.

Incredible Experience, Watching A Baby Birth On The Internet. It's Now My Screensaver.

The World's Oldest Woman Passed Away At 116. They Keep Dying. I Think That Title May Be Cursed.