I Write Small And Weird. Romcoms Are

I Do Not Quote My Own Movies. I Think I Would Be Pretty Insufferable If I Did.

Ah, Reality Tv: Where Opportunists Delight In Exposing Opportunism! It's Kind Of Like The Indie Music Scene.

Hollywood Is A Perpetual Summerland, A Temperate, Godless Yaw Where The Very Word 'season' Has Been Co-opted By Television Executives. There Are Few Harbingers Of Winter Here.

I Don't Know If I Have Some Kind Of Defiance Disorder Or Something, But If I'm Hired To Write Something By "the Man," Or By A Studio, For Whatever Reason, It's Really Hard For Me To Finish. I Inevitably Wind Up Using That Time To Write Something Else.

As A Kid, I Spent Every Summer Bent Over A Stack Of Books, Obsessively Writing Detailed Reports On Each One.