He Is Like Some Sherry-crazed Old Dowager

I Love Tennis With A Passion. I Challenged Boris Becker To A Match Once And He Said He Was Up For It But He Never Called Back. I Bet I Could Make Him Run Around.

My Speaking Style Was Criticised By No Less An Authority Than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It Was A Low Moment, My Friends, To Have My Rhetorical Skills Denounced By A Monosyllabic Austrian Cyborg.

Dark Forces Dragged Me Away From The Keyboard, Swirling Forces Of Irresistible Intensity And Power.

We Need To Remember That We Can't Compete Endlessly With Other Nations That Set Their Income Taxes Substantially Lower Than Ours. They Will Attract Jobs, And Investment. They May Generate More Tax - And They May Even Persuade Their Tennis Champs To Run That Extra Half Yard

Andrea Leadsom, I Think, Has All The Qualities That You Need At The Moment. She's Got A Lot Of Zap, A Lot Of Drive, And All The Experience. Plus I Think She Can Articulate What's Needed At The Moment, Which Is A Bit Of An Antidote To Some Of The Gloom And Negativity And Misunderstanding About What The Brexit Vote Means.