He Is Dead Now, But He Meant

Regarding The Fitness Craze: America Has Lost Its Soul; Now It's Trying To Save Its Body.

I Think It's The Duty Of The Comedian To Find Out Where The Line Is Drawn And Cross It Deliberately.

We Spend The Early Years Feeding Our Brains With Information And The Latter Half Trying Not To Think About It All.

The Ritual Was Very Important To Me: Cleaning The Pot, Rolling The Pot.

So About 80 Years After The Constitution Is Ratified, The Slaves Are Freed. Not So You'd Really Notice It Of Course; Just Kinda On Paper. And That Of Course Was At The End Of The Civil War. Now There Is Another Phrase I Dearly Love. That Is A True Oxymoron If I've Ever Heard One: "civil War." Do You Think Anybody In This Country Could Ever Really Have A Civil War? "say, Pardon Me?" (shoots Gun) "i'm Awfully Sorry. Awfully Sorry."