Having Enough Money Has To Go Hand

I'm Grateful That I Had That Uphill Battle For 10 Years Of Going Onstage And Having Nobody Know Who I Was, Because You Have To Win Them Over.

I Had A Romance Novel Inside Me, But I Paid Three Sailors To Beat It Out If Me With Steel Pipes.

I Have To Drink This Much To Be As Unfunny As You.

I Update My Myspace Every Day, I Update My Facebook Fan Page, But That's About The Extent Of It. I Don't Want To Get Into Extended Conversations With People On Myspace, Because There Are Friends I Have Extended Conversations With Every Day. I'm On The Phone Every Day. There's Like Five People I Just Call And Yak With Every Single Day. And That To Me Is My Internet. You Can Replace The Internet With Five Really Smart Friends.

What You Want To Worship Above Youth, I Think, Is Beauty, And Beauty Is So Beyond Just Appearances After A While. Because You Can Be With Someone Who's Good-looking; If They Open Their Mouths And They're An Idiot, Then They Cease To Be Beautiful Very Quickly.