Having A Kid Is Like Falling In

At Every Point I Wished That I Was Born English. They Need To Make It Colder In Here. You Could Hang Meat In This Room. But, Yeah...i Grew Up In A Very English Household. My Folks Were From Liverpool. I've Said This Before, But There Is Nothing More English Than An Englishman That No Longer Lives In England.

Everywhere I Go, People Come Up To Me On The Street And Ask Me If There’s Going To Be Another One!

Most Comedians Want To Be The Architect Of Their Own Embarrassment. They Have Horrible Self-esteem Issues. I Would Rather Push Myself Into The Mud. I Don't Want To Be Pushed Into The Mud. I Think That Is Probably True. I Think Most People Struggle With Self-acceptance. But Comedians Get A Chance To Self Externalize.

I Still Believe That At Any Time The No-talent Police Will Come And Arrest Me.

I Have Very Happy Memories Of Fairy Tales. My Mother Used To Take Me To The Library In Toronto To Check Out The Fairy Tales. And She Was An Actress, So She Used To Act Out For Me The Different Characters In All These Fairy Tales.