Have You Met The French? My...god They

Everybody Knows That Everybody Dies. But Not Every Day. Not Today. Some Days Are Special. Some Days Are So, So Blessed. Some Days, Nobody Dies At All. Now And Then, Every Once In A Very Long While, Every Day In A Million Days, When The Wind Stands Fair And The Doctor Comes To Call, Everybody Lives.

When Writing Comedy, You Have To Have The Confidence To Believe That There Is Only One Type Of Relationship In The World, And We Are All Having It, That All Men Behave In The Same Way And So Do All Women.

Young Reinette: Monsieur, Be Careful! The Doctor: It's Just A Nightmare, Reinette, Don't Worry, Everyone Has Nightmares. Even Monsters Under The Bed Have Nightmares! Young Reinette: What Do Monsters Have Nightmares About? The Doctor: Me!

Brainy's The New Sexy.

The Way You Get Your Script To The Right People Is That You Put It In An Envelope. It's Easy. The Difficult Bit Is Writing Something That Is So Good People Will Take A Punt On A Brand New Writer.