Brainy's The New Sexy.

I Like Naked Women! I'm A Bloke! I'm Supposed To Like Them! We're Born Like That. We Like Naked Women As Soon As We're Pulled Out Of One... When Man Invented Fire, He Didn't Say "hey, Let's Cook!" He Said: "great! Now We Can See Naked Bottoms In The Dark!"... The Story Of Male Achievement Through The Ages, Feeble Though It May Have Been, Has Been The Story Of Our Struggle To Get A Better Look At Your Bottoms.

River Song? Amy Pond? Hardly Weak Women. It's The Exact Opposite. You Could Accuse Me Of Having A Fetish For Powerful, Sexy Women Who Like Cheating People. That Would Be Fair.

Young Reinette: Monsieur, Be Careful! The Doctor: It's Just A Nightmare, Reinette, Don't Worry, Everyone Has Nightmares. Even Monsters Under The Bed Have Nightmares! Young Reinette: What Do Monsters Have Nightmares About? The Doctor: Me!

Every Episode [in A Tv Series] Is A Challenge, And What's Challenging In Most Episodes Is The Monster. You're Always A Heartbeat From The Monster Looking Ridiculous. You Really Have To Work So Hard To Make Them Not Look Like Ridiculous When They Turn Up On The Set.

Amy: "can I Come?" Doctor: "not Safe In Here, Not Yet. Five Minutes. Give Me Five Minutes And I'll Be Right Back." Amy: "people Always Say That." Doctor: "am I People?...do I Even Look Like People?...trust Me, I'm The Doctor.