Brainy's The New Sexy.

I Like Naked Women! I'm A Bloke! I'm Supposed To Like Them! We're Born Like That. We Like Naked Women As Soon As We're Pulled Out Of One... When Man Invented Fire, He Didn't Say "hey, Let's Cook!" He Said: "great! Now We Can See Naked Bottoms In The Dark!"... The Story Of Male Achievement Through The Ages, Feeble Though It May Have Been, Has Been The Story Of Our Struggle To Get A Better Look At Your Bottoms.

Think You've Seen It All? Think Again. Outside Those Doors, We Might See Anything. We Could Find New Worlds, Terrifying Monsters, Impossible Things. And If You Come With Me... Nothing Will Ever Be The Same Again!

My Priorities Are Where They Should Be, Which Is Making Really Great, Really Exciting Television.

When Writing Comedy, You Have To Have The Confidence To Believe That There Is Only One Type Of Relationship In The World, And We Are All Having It, That All Men Behave In The Same Way And So Do All Women.

The Way You Get Your Script To The Right People Is That You Put It In An Envelope. It's Easy. The Difficult Bit Is Writing Something That Is So Good People Will Take A Punt On A Brand New Writer.