Have You Ever Heard One Civilized Person

As Far As I'm Concerned, The Only Difference Between The Republicans And The Democrats Is The Republicans Are Socialists And The Democrats Are Bolsheviks.

There Were Three Terrible Ages Of Childhood - Zero To 10, 10 To 20, And 20 To 30.

As Anyone Who Has Ever Been Around A Cat For Any Length Of Time Well Knows, Cats Have Enormous Patience With The Limitations Of The Human Kind.

It Has Long Been A Theory Of Mine And I Am Known, If I Do Say So, For My Long Theories That Authors, Generally Speaking, Are Rotten Letter Writers.

I Told The Good Father That If He And I Were Going In The Future To Some Wonderful Elysian Field And The Animals Were Not Going To Go Anywhere, That Was All The More Reason To Give Them A Little Better Shake In The One Life They Did Have.