Have I Had Therapy? I Went To

You Can't Please Everyone, Nor Should You Seek To, Because Then You Won't Please Anyone, Least Of All Yourself.

You Try Various Things When You're Growing Up. I Was An Attache In The Foreign Service For A While And Then I Drove A Bulldozer, But Neither Of Those Panned Out For Me So It Had To Be Stand-up.

I'm A Quitter. I Come From A Long Line Of Quitters. It's Amazing I'm Here At All.

Women Are Like Canoes, Full Of Soup. At First Everyone Is Suspicious But Then Everyone Wants One.

I Never Really Had A Career, To Be Honest With You. I Never In My Life Sat Down And Planned It. I Have Thought, 'oh, I'd Like To Do This,' Like Anybody Would. But I'm Not The Type That Says, 'if I Do This, It Will Lead To That.'