Have A Holly Jolly Christmas!

I Stopped And Gazed On The Little Dull Man Who Was Being Paid To Be A Teacher Of Teachers. I Turned And Walked To The Door, Slammed It Closed With A Bang, And Broken Glass Crashed To The Floor. There Was Uproar Behind Me In The Class, Which Did Not Interest Me At All.

I Got Into A Brawl One Night In A Saloon In Greenwich Village. Elia Kazan, A Great Director, Saw Me Put Out A Couple Of Hecklers And Figures There Was Some Big Daddy In Me, Just Lyin' Dormant. And Out It Came. People Still Do Call Me Big Daddy, But To Me, Inside, I'm No Big Daddy At All.

I'm A Law-abiding Man. That Is, If There's Any Law To Abide By.

I Went To My Room And Packed A Change Of Clothes, Got My Banjo, And Started Walking Down The Road. Soon I Found Myself On The Open Highway Headed East.

How I Longed To See These Things; How I Longed To See The Liberty Bell And Walk On The Streets Where Thomas Jefferson, Tom Paine And Benjamin Franklin Had Walked.