Haste Is Of The Devil.

That Clergyman Soon Becomes An Object Of Contempt Who Being Often Asked Out To Dinner Never Refuses To Go.

Avoid, As You Would The Plague, A Clergyman Who Is Also A Man Of Business.

For The Preservation Of Chastity, An Empty And Rumbling Stomach And Fevered Lungs Are Indispensable.

It Is No Fault Of Christianity That A Hypocrite Falls Into Sin.

Always Be Doing Something Worthwhile; Then The Devil Will Always Find You Busy.