Hasn't It Ever Occurred To You That

The Laws Of Nature Are Only As Immutable As The Minds Which Promote Them. Ignorance Of The Law Is 9/10ths Of The Law. Just Because You Aren't Paranoid Doesn't Mean They Aren't Out To Get You.

How Much Reverence Can You Have For A Supreme Being Who Finds It Necessary To Include Such Phenomena As Phlegm And Tooth Decay In His Divine System Of Creation? What In The World Was Running Through That Warped, Evil, Scatological Mind Of His When He Robbed Old People Of The Power To Control Their Bowel Movements?

I’m Not Running Away From My Responsibilities. I’m Running To Them. There’s Nothing Negative About Running Away To Save My Life.

The Problem With The Loneliness I Suffer Is That The Company Of Others Has Never Been A Cure For It.

I've Come To Look Upon Death The Same Way I Look Upon Root-canal Work. Everyone Else Seems To Get Through It All Right, So It Couldn't Be Too Difficult For Me.