Hasn't It Ever Occurred To You That

Major Major Had Lied, And It Was Good. He Was Not Really Surprised That It Was Good, For He Had Observed That People Who Did Lie Were, On The Whole, More Resourceful And Ambitious And Successful Than People Who Did Not Lie.

It Made Him Proud That 29 Months In The Service Had Not Blunted His Genius For Ineptitude.

Under Colonel Korn's Rule, The Only People Permitted To Ask Questions Were Those Who Never Did.

I’m Cold,' Snowden Said Softly, 'i’m Cold.' 'you’re Going To Be All Right, Kid,' Yossarian Reassured Him With A Grin. 'you’re Going To Be All Right.' 'i’m Cold,' Snowden Said Again In A Frail, Childlike Voice. 'i’m Cold.' 'there, There,' Yossarian Said, Because He Did Not Know What Else To Say. 'there, There.' 'i’m Cold,' Snowden Whimpered. 'i’m Cold.' 'there, There. There, There.

It's A Wise Person, I Guess, Who Knows He's Dumb, And An Honest Person Who Knows He's A Liar. And It's A Dumb Person, I Guess, Whose Convinced He's Wise...-bob Slocum