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The Idea Of A Tax On The Ownership Of A Television Belongs In The 1950s. Why Not Tax People For Owning A Washing Machine To Fund The Manufacture Of Persil?

It Would Be Unforgivable To Use The Role I Have, Such As It Is, To Inflict My Incoherent, Half-baked View Of The World On People. That Would Be Illegitimate And Unacceptable And I Should Be Fired.

I Voted Against Gerald Nabarro In My First General Election, But My Defiance Made No Difference. If You Had Put A Conservative Rosette On A Mustachioed Hamster, It Would Have Been Elected.

It's Stupid To Have A Simple-minded View.

Television Bosses Should Stop Insulting The Public's Intelligence By Assuming We Are All Idiots.