Happiness Is Like The Penny Candy Of

The Soul May Sleep And The Body Still Be Happy, But Only In Youth.

The Know-nothings Are, Unfortunately, Seldom The Do-nothings.

Revenge Leads To An Empty Fullness, Like Eating Dirt.

Creative Work Is One Of Life's Greatest Pleasures, And The Only One We Will Gladly Interrupt.

Women Gather Together To Wear Silly Hats, Eat Dainty Food, And Forget How Unresponsive Their Husbands Are. Men Gather To Talk Sports, Eat Heavy Food, And Forget How Demanding Their Wives Are. Only Where Children Gather Is There Any Real Chance Of Fun.