Happiness Is Always A Coincidence.

A Piece Of Advice Always Contains An Implicit Threat, Just As A Threat Always Contains An Implicit Piece Of Advice.

The Quality Of A Man's Mind Can Generally Be Judged By The Size Of His Wastepaper Basket.

You Can Say The Opposite Of Something You've Said But You Can't Do The Opposite Of Something You've Done.

If You Really Believe Music Is Dangerous, You Should Let It Go In One Ear And Out The Other.

There Are No Good Or Bad Habits. All Habits Are, By Definition, Bad.