Happiness Is A Tiger In Your Tank

I Heard From My Cat's Lawyer Today; My Cat Wants $12,000 A Week For Tender Vittles.

If It Weren't For Philo T. Farnsworth, Inventor Of Television, We'd Still Be Eating Frozen Radio Dinners.

The Difference Between Divorce And Legal Separation Is That Legal Separation Gives A Husband Time To Hide His Money.

The Only Issue Cash Presents You Is The Independence Of Not Stressing About Funds.

Democracy Means Free Television, Not Good Television, But Free.