Happiness Is A Tiger In Your Tank

Having Money Gives Me The Freedom To Worry About The Things That Really Matter.

We Have Two Kinds Of Air: Regular And Chunky Style.

I Know A Man Who Gave Up Smoking, Drinking, Sex, And Rich Food. He Was Healthy Right Up To The Day He Killed Himself.

New York Is An Exciting Town Where Something Is Happening All The Time, Most Unsolved.

Pie Throwing Is Kind Of A Lost Art, And Although It May Be A Rather Rudimentary, Burlesque Humor, There's Something Inherently Funny About Taking A Pie In The Face, Under The Right Conditions.