Half The Vices Which The World Condemns

A Sense Of Humor Keen Enough To Show A Man His Own Absurdities Will Keep Him From The Commission Of All Sins, Or Nearly All, Save Those Worth Committing.

In Old Times People Used To Try And Square The Circle; Now They Try And Devise Schemes For Satisfying The Irish Nation.

Don't Learn To Do, But Learn In Doing.

Man Is The Only Animal That Can Remain On Friendly Terms With The Victims He Intends To Eat Until He Eats Them.

An Apology For The Devil: It Must Be Remembered That We Have Heard One Side Of The Case. God Has Written All The Books.