Half Our Life Is Spent Trying To

Farmers, Get Out Your Sense Of Humor. Congress Meets To Relieve You Again Next Week.

It's The Fellow Who Knows When To Quit That The Audience Wants More Of.

Government Spending? I Don't Know What It's All About. I Don't Know Any More About This Thing Than An Economist Does, And, God Knows, He Doesn't Know Much.

You Shake A Slogan At An American And It's Just Like Showing A Hungry Dog A Bone.

And Kid Congress And The Senate, Dont Scold Em. They Are Just Children Thats Never Grown Up. They Dont Like To Be Corrected In Company. Dont Send Messages To Em, Send Candy.