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I Do Like Change. That's The One Thing Exciting About Me.

I Haven't Been To Rehab, I Don't Do Anything Eccentric - I'm Really Boring.

I Pride Myself On Being Kind.

A Girl Told Me My Lips Looked Like Somebody Had Pressed Strawberry Yogurt Against My Face.

Kids Are A Huge Sacrifice; They Change Everything - But I'm Ready To Work For Things Of Greater Importance Than Going Out To Meet Someone For Dinner At 10 O'clock At Night.