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I'm A Sappy Mom Now. I Didn't Think I Would Be. I Thought I'd Be A Cool Mom Who Keeps Everything In Perspective.

Now Ive Got This Moniker That Im The Foot-in-mouth Gal, And I Keep Thinking, In What Way? Because I Said Something You Dont Agree With? Because I Said Something You Dont Like? Im Just Telling You My Opinion. I Hate The Idea That I Cant Be Honest About How I Feel About Things Because Its Going To Piss Somebody Off Who Feels Differently. That Seems Preposterous To Me.

Isn't It So Weird The Day You Wake Up And You're Just Going With The Flow? And You Just Suddenly Are A Mom.

Smoking Sucks! The One Thing I Would Say To My Kid Is, ‘it’s Not Just That It’s Bad For You. Do You Want To Spend The Rest Of Your Life Fighting A Stupid Addiction To A Stupid Thing That Doesn’t Even Really Give You A Good Buzz?'

The More You Want It [romantic Relationship], The More You Are Looking For It, The More You Repel It For Whatever Reason. I Don't Know Why. If You Kind Of Create This Vacuum, Let Life Take Its Course, Then You Tend To Free Yourself Up For The Unexpected.