Guitar Is Easy, All It Takes Is

If You Are Going To Get Wasted, Then Get Wasted Elegantly.

But I'm Not Here Just To Make Records And Money. I'm Here To Say Something And To Touch Other People, Sometimes In A Cry Of Desperation: "do You Know This Feeling?

It's A Privilege Just To Wake Up To A New Day.

[john] Belushi Was An Extreme Experience Even By My Standards.

The Big Rules Of Knife Fighting Are (a) Do Not Try It At Home, And (b) The Whole Point Is Never, Ever Use The Blade. It Is There To Distract Your Opponent. While He Stares At The Gleaming Steel, You Kick His Balls To Kingdom Come--he's All Yours. Just A Tip!