Growing Up, I Mostly Read Comic Books

Mia, I'm Not Sorry. And I'll Wait. Love, Michael.

I Like 'em Big. And Stupid. Don't Tell My Husband.

This Is Exactly Why Patrick And I Chose Not To Have Children." He Muttered. "so We Would Never Have To Have Conversations Like This. Andy Yet...here I Am?""if You Could Answer The Question," I Said As Politely As I Could, "that Would Be Great. I Really Don't Want To Have A Freaky Demon Baby, And I Can't Imagine John Wants One, Either

What Is The Sound Of One Hand Clapping? What Is The Weight Of A Single Grain Of Sand? The Answer Is Equal To My Interest In The Message You Are About To Leave. So Make It Short.

It's What's Known As An Origin Myth. What Happened To Me? That's No Myth.