Great Teachers Are Usually A Little Crazy.

All Men Are Not Created Equal But Should Be Treated As Though They Were Under The Law.

Never Trust The Food In A Restaurant On Top Of The Tallest Building In Town That Spends A Lot Of Time Folding Napkins.

It's Not So Much That I Write Well, I Just Don't Write Badly Very Often And That Passes For Good On Television.

I Don't Pick Subjects As Much As They Pick Me.

When I Write, I Use An Underwood #5 Made In 1920. Someone Gave Me An Electric Typewriter, But There's No Use Pretending You Can Use Machinery That Thinks Faster Than You Do. An Electric Typewriter Is Ready To Go Before I Have Anything To Say.