Great Teachers Are Usually A Little Crazy.

Don't You Hate It When...your Suitcase Is The Last One Off The Airplane?

Flying Is Always An Unpleasant Experience. You Wait An Hour For Every Ten Minutes You Actually Spend Getting Anywhere.

Always Keep Your Words Soft And Sweet, Just In Case You Have To Eat Them.

Everyone Hates War, Everyone Says.

Numbers Tend To Give The Impression That There's More Order In The World Than There Is.