Great Teachers Are Usually A Little Crazy.

The Last Birthday That's Any Good Is 23.

Would A Real Man Get Caught Eating A Twinkie?

I Just Wish We Knew A Little Less About His Urethra And A Little More About His Arms Sales To Iran.

You're Almost Always Better Off Keeping Your Mouth Shut, But Don't Let That Stop You From Popping Off.

I Don't Differentiate Much, Except In Degree, Between People Who Believe In Religion From Those Who Believe In Astrology, Magic Or The Supernatural.