Great Talkers Do Not Stop For Breath,

King Kong, Count Dracula, And The Phantom Of The Opera Are Just Looking For Love, Like The Rest Of Us.

Virtue Sometimes Pretends. Vice Is Always Sincere.

To Learn A Vocation, You Also Have To Learn The Frauds It Practices And The Promises It Breaks.

Tales Of Adultery Are Much Improved By Period Costumes.

My Strengths Make Me Contemptuous. My Weaknesses Make Me Charitable.